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Q What did the fog say to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
What are the hottest days during summerSundays from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days
What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days
QWhat did the tornado say to the from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
What is hail Hard boiled rain Weather from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !
What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !
It only rains twice a year in from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Jill How did you find the weather from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
Q Whats the difference between a horse from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q What did the hurricane say to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
Q What did the thermometer say to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.
Q Whats the difference between weather and from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
Q What did one tornado say to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."
Two weathermen each broke an arm and from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.
Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.
There is a Shreveport cable TV channel from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.
There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.
Recently during the heavy rains they have from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!
Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!
During the month of June and July from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down . He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.
During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down . He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.
Years ago Nebraskans got tired of leaning from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence across the North Border of the State of Nebraska. . . . the idea being, to stop that cold wind. It might've worked, too. The barbed wire they used was strong enough, .but the real problem was that a couple owners of farms on the upper boarder kept leaving their gates open.
Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence across the North Border of the State of Nebraska. . . . the idea being, to stop that cold wind. It might've worked, too. The barbed wire they used was strong enough, .but the real problem was that a couple owners of farms on the upper boarder kept leaving their gates open.
If you are standing in the main from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
Q How do you spot a happy from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.
The Michaels family owned a small farm from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?" "What do I think?" his mother said. "Jump at it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!"
The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?" "What do I think?" his mother said. "Jump at it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!"
Where did the meteorologist stop for a from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
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